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One OS to rule them all
Contribuído por npf em 02-01-04 12:05
do departamento jokes
Microsoft Um anónimo diz:

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

 4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F 2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20 616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D 
'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said.
'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
[npf: Não foi traduzido porque perdia a piada.]

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    Agora já sei... (Pontos:2)
    por jorgelaranjo em 02-01-04 12:59 GMT (#1)
    (Utilizador Info) http://lesi.host.sk/
    ...para que me vão servir os 2 cds do Windows 98 que tenho...

    Cumprimentos,
    Jorge Laranjo
    01100110 01110101 01100101 01100111 00110000
    http://pocketBlog
    Re:Agora já sei... (Pontos:1)
    por Perky_Goth em 03-01-04 3:07 GMT (#6)
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    na, os meus cdr explodem como os outros...
    --- Insert lame .sig
    fortunes.lotr (Pontos:2, Engraçado)
    por lbruno em 02-01-04 14:19 GMT (#2)
    (Utilizador Info) http://republico.estv.ipv.pt/~lbruno/
    O meu fortunes.lotr:

    Three OSes to the geeks, who major in comp sci
    Seven for the dork lords, in their halls of code
    Nine for BSD-based admins, doomed to die
    And one for the Dark Lord on his throne
    In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie
      -- slashdot.org
    %
    One OS to rule them all,
    One Office to find them,
    One .Net to snare them all,
    And in a proprietary file format bind them,
    In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie...
      -- slashdot.org

    Data:2001-12-27 14:07:46 PST (Pontos:0, Redundante)
    por jorgelaranjo em 02-01-04 15:09 GMT (#3)
    (Utilizador Info) http://lesi.host.sk/
    Um post de 2001!!!

    Cumprimentos,
    Jorge Laranjo
    01100110 01110101 01100101 01100111 00110000
    http://pocketBlog
    One OS to rule them all (Pontos:2)
    por racme em 02-01-04 15:44 GMT (#4)
    (Utilizador Info) http://vendetta.guildsoftware.com
    One OS to rule them all ?

    por momentos ainda pensei que se referiam ao jnode :O

    mas gostei dessa ref do queimar os cds da m$, fazme lembrar aqueles sms
    "voce ganhou 500 euros telefone ja"



    Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
    -- Henry Spencer
    Re:One OS to rule them all (Pontos:1)
    por gass em 02-01-04 17:10 GMT (#5)
    (Utilizador Info) http://otiliamatos.ath.cx
    humm ... será que também dá com a lareira?

    se calhar vou experimentar ... humm ... talvez não, aquilo ainda tem algum bug que me rebenta com a sala!!!


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    Gass

     

     

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